Unclench Me Softly
by Gwendoline Rose
A spiritually chaotic, accidentally sexy Reverse Harem romantic comedy with rituals, robes, and more emotional healing than I legally intended.
Hi. I’m Bliss.
Yes, that’s my real name.
No, I don’t want to talk about it.
Here’s what you need to know:
I inherited a crumbling “spiritual wellness retreat” in the woods.
It came with back taxes, a clamshell-shaped steam dome, and a vulva pond.
To save it from demolition, I launched a fake men’s retreat called The Five Pillars of Divine Masculine Surrender™.
Then five emotionally constipated, spiritually smoldering men actually signed up.
And showed up.
With abs.
Now I’m running group howling circles, designing bullshit rituals on the fly, and trying not to spiritually marry all five of them just because they finally unclenched during Rage Yoga and learned how to hold space.
It was supposed to be a scam.
It might be a cult now.
And I might be in love with every single man here.
Including the one who’s probably investigating me. And the one who blindfolded me with my own robe belt and called it emotional realignment. And the one who brings snacks.
It’s fine.
Everything is fine.
We have a bonfire ceremony planned. There’s a newsletter. We’re soft now.
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Martial Peak Reviews
Gwendoline Rose's Unclench Me Softly is a delightful romp through the world of spiritual wellness, cleverly wrapped in the guise of a Reverse Harem romantic comedy. The novel is a refreshing take on the genre, blending humor, romance, and a touch of satire to create a story that is as entertaining as it is thought-provoking.
The protagonist, Bliss, is a character that readers will find both relatable and endearing. Her journey begins with the inheritance of a dilapidated spiritual retreat, complete with quirky features like a clamshell-shaped steam dome and a vulva pond. Bliss's initial intention to save the retreat from demolition by launching a fake men's retreat quickly spirals into an unexpected adventure when five men, each with their own emotional baggage, sign up for the experience.
Rose's portrayal of Bliss is both humorous and heartfelt. Her internal monologue is peppered with witty observations and self-deprecating humor, making her a character that readers will root for from the very beginning. The use of first-person narrative allows for an intimate glimpse into Bliss's thoughts and feelings, creating a strong connection between the reader and the protagonist.
The five men who join the retreat are each distinct and well-developed, providing a rich tapestry of personalities for Bliss to interact with. From the one who might be investigating her to the one who brings snacks, each character adds depth and complexity to the story. Rose skillfully balances the development of these characters, ensuring that each one has a unique voice and presence within the narrative.
One of the standout elements of Unclench Me Softly is its exploration of themes related to emotional healing and self-discovery. The novel delves into the idea of what it means to be emotionally open and vulnerable, particularly in the context of modern masculinity. The concept of "The Five Pillars of Divine Masculine Surrender™" serves as both a humorous plot device and a genuine exploration of personal growth. Through group howling circles, Rage Yoga, and other unconventional rituals, the characters embark on a journey of self-discovery that is both comedic and poignant.
Rose's writing is sharp and engaging, with a keen eye for detail and a knack for crafting memorable scenes. The humor is both clever and accessible, making it easy for readers to become immersed in the story. The novel's pacing is well-executed, with a balance of comedic moments and more introspective passages that allow for character development and thematic exploration.
In terms of its overall impact, Unclench Me Softly is a novel that will resonate with readers who appreciate a blend of humor and heart. The story's exploration of emotional healing and the complexities of modern relationships is both timely and relevant, offering a fresh perspective on the romantic comedy genre. The novel's ability to balance humor with genuine emotion is a testament to Rose's skill as a writer.
For readers who enjoy similar stories, Unclench Me Softly can be compared to works by authors like Talia Hibbert and Helen Hoang, who also blend romance with humor and emotional depth. However, Rose's unique voice and the novel's focus on spiritual wellness set it apart, offering a distinctive reading experience that is both entertaining and thought-provoking.
In conclusion, Gwendoline Rose's Unclench Me Softly is a standout addition to the Reverse Harem romantic comedy genre. With its engaging characters, sharp humor, and exploration of themes related to emotional healing, the novel offers a delightful and meaningful reading experience. Whether you're a fan of romantic comedies or simply looking for a story that will make you laugh and think, Unclench Me Softly is a book that should not be missed.
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