Deep Feelings & Shallow Graves
by Gwendoline Rose
Three men. One bone saw. Zero regrets.
Romance is messy. That’s why I line the trunk.
Some girls bake cookies to cope with trauma. I bury men in my garden.
Not all men, obviously. Just the ones who call me “curvy” like it’s charity work, ghost after sex, or think gaslighting counts as foreplay.
I give them four dates. That’s generous, considering how many end up under the begonias.
Lately, I’ve been doing a lot more digging than dating. The garden’s full, my shovel’s tired, and the ghosts of shitty men are haunting my heirloom tomatoes.
Then Blake shows up, all golden retriever energy and accidental shovel offers. He might be dumb. Or dangerous. Or both.
And there’s Edgar, a disturbingly hot mortician with gourmet sandwiches, quiet trauma, and the tools to help bodies disappear.
Let’s not forget Officer Carson, broody, beefy, and maybe obsessed. He keeps asking questions about my ex. The one who vanished. The one who deserved it.
Oh, and there’s Walter. We don’t talk about Walter. Yet.
Now my love life’s overflowing, my garden’s full of secrets, and I’m almost out of yard space. But I’ve got a system. I’ve got snacks. And I’ve got a bone saw in the trunk, courtesy of a hot undertaker with questionable morals and excellent taste in bread.
This might end in love. Or bloodshed.
Either way, I’m bringing dessert.
I bake. I kill. I compost.
Try me.
A deliciously unhinged reverse harem romantic comedy full of bite, bodies, banter, and bloodshed. (They all deserved it.)
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Martial Peak Reviews
Gwendoline Rose's Deep Feelings & Shallow Graves is a bold and audacious entry into the realm of romantic comedy, blending elements of dark humor, psychological intrigue, and unconventional romance. This novel is not for the faint of heart, but for those who appreciate a story that pushes boundaries and challenges traditional genre norms, it offers a refreshing and exhilarating ride.
The book's protagonist is a woman who defies the typical romantic heroine archetype. She is unapologetically herself, a character who bakes, kills, and composts with equal fervor. Her voice is sharp, witty, and laced with a sardonic humor that makes her both relatable and terrifying. The narrative is driven by her unique perspective on romance and justice, as she navigates a world filled with men who have wronged her in various ways. Her solution? A garden filled with secrets and a trunk lined for easy cleanup.
One of the most striking aspects of this novel is its exploration of feminine rage and empowerment. The protagonist's actions, while extreme, are a cathartic response to the microaggressions and outright abuses she faces. Rose uses her character's darkly comedic approach to highlight the absurdity and frustration of navigating a world where women are often objectified and dismissed. This theme resonates deeply, offering a form of vicarious justice that is both satisfying and unsettling.
The supporting characters add layers of complexity to the story. Blake, with his "golden retriever energy," provides a contrast to the protagonist's darker tendencies. His innocence and seemingly genuine interest in her offer a glimmer of hope that perhaps not all men are deserving of a shallow grave. Edgar, the mortician, is a fascinating character in his own right. His quiet trauma and expertise in making bodies disappear make him an intriguing ally, and his gourmet sandwiches add a touch of unexpected charm. Officer Carson, with his brooding presence and persistent questions, adds tension and a sense of impending danger to the narrative.
Rose's writing is sharp and engaging, with dialogue that crackles with wit and banter. The interactions between the protagonist and her suitors are filled with tension and humor, creating a dynamic that keeps the reader invested. The pacing is brisk, with each chapter revealing new layers of the protagonist's psyche and her relationships with the men in her life.
In terms of character development, Rose excels at creating multidimensional characters who defy easy categorization. The protagonist is not a traditional hero or villain; she exists in a morally gray area that challenges the reader's perceptions of right and wrong. Her complexity is mirrored in the supporting characters, each of whom has their own motivations and secrets. This depth adds richness to the narrative, making it more than just a simple tale of revenge.
Comparatively, Deep Feelings & Shallow Graves shares thematic elements with works like My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite and Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn. Like Braithwaite's novel, Rose's book explores the bonds between women and the lengths they will go to protect themselves and each other. The dark humor and exploration of societal expectations in Gone Girl are also echoed in Rose's work, though with a more comedic twist.
Overall, Deep Feelings & Shallow Graves is a deliciously unhinged romp that combines romance, comedy, and a touch of horror. It is a story that challenges conventions and invites readers to question their own perceptions of justice and morality. Rose has crafted a narrative that is both entertaining and thought-provoking, with a protagonist who is as charming as she is dangerous.
For readers seeking a novel that defies easy categorization and offers a unique take on the romantic comedy genre, Deep Feelings & Shallow Graves is a must-read. It is a story that will linger in the mind long after the last page is turned, leaving readers to ponder the complexities of love, revenge, and the human condition.
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